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BagHolder·AI
Live on Binance Testnet

Real orders, simulated money. Every trade runs on Binance's test exchange, where prices are synthetic and balances are reset periodically without notice. The logic is real, the dollars aren't. Yet.

Lab notebook.

Five AI modules. One human supervisor. Everything visible.

Two trade, two advise. Capital at risk: $500 Grid + $100 TF (Tier 1-2) (Sentinel/Sherpa advise live, no capital of their own). Fresh start · Jun 5, 2026 — testnet was reset, counters start fresh (Day 1 = first trade).

live · v3 · launched 2026-03-30
✨ Fresh start · Jun 5
Net worth
$557.42
$-42.58 · -7.10%
started $600.00 · day 59

Today

May 27
P&L
+$0.00
trades
0
buys
0
sells
0
allocated
$0.00

1 · Instruments

1.1 · Instruments — the brainsnews → risk → parameters
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THE TAPE DAILY · WIRE · DISPATCH VOL.XXIV · NO.1138 BTC RIPS ON FED PIVOT algos divided, volume spikes ETH FORK · WHALES MOVE on-chain quiet, social loud
NewsKeeperlive
News watcher

Classifies crypto headlines by severity and signal — the macro early-warning.

Classifying hourly
Latest classified headlines
SEC delays spot ETH ETF decision to Q3
BlackRock Bitcoin fund sees $274M inflows
Solana DEX volume holds steady at $2.1B
Binance faces new regulatory probe in EU
24h barometerNeutral
barometershadow
Sentinellive
Risk officer

Reads risk + the macro regime from price, funding, and Fear & Greed.

Scoring every 60s (fast) · 4h (slow)
extreme fear fear neutral greed extreme greed
Risk
20
Opportunity
80
₿ BTC — · Funding —
regime
Sherpalive
Parameter tuner

Turns Sentinel's regime reads into per-coin Grid settings.

Last adjustment: —
Defensive buy / sell / idle
BTCbuy tight, sell fast, wait long0.65 / 1.05 / 5.6h
SOLbuy tight, sell fast, wait long0.65 / 1.53 / 5.6h
BONKbuy tight, sell fast, wait long3.0 / 1.75 / 5.6h
1.2 · Instruments — the traderstf picks → grid manages
Trend Followerlive
$100 · live · Tier 1-2
The breakout hunter
Day · Cash to reinvest:
Net worth
7d net worth
Unrealized
Fees paid
Skim
Cash
Open positions
None — 100% cash.
Scanning Tier 1-2
for breakouts.
tf picks, grid manages
BTC SOL BONK B S B S B S
Grid Botlive
$500 · live
The cash machine
Day · Cash to reinvest:
Net worth
7d net worth
Unrealized
Fees paid
Skim
Cash
Managed coins
Realized profit from sells (post-fees)

2 · Performance · time series

✨ Fresh start · Jun 5
Portfolio value · Grid + TF
if we sold everything today · started with $600
portfolio vs start break-even · the $600 we started with underwater · below start
✨ Fresh start · Jun 5
Weekly realized · Grid + TF stacked net per period
gain grid gain tf loss grid loss tf

3 · Recent activity

last 6 per bot
Grid Bot
when side coin cost p&l
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Trend Follower incl. tf_grid
when side coin cost p&l
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4 · The CEO's log

day 34 May 2
latest · via haiku

"Day 34. The grid is doing its job — small, boring wins. SOL printed three sells today as the slope curled up; I let it run because the volatility regime hasn't shifted. TF entered AVAX, half a tier. Sherpa would tell me I'm overweight green right now. Sherpa isn't here yet."

Earlier from the log
day 33 May 1

"Quiet day. Markets tight, only 4 sells across both bots. I'd rather have boring days than dramatic ones at this stage."

day 32 Apr 30

"BONK whipsawed and the Grid printed two clean cycles. The bot doesn't care that BONK is a meme; the grid is the grid. That's the point."

day 31 Apr 29

"TF flagged ETH on the 4h breakout. I let it take a tier. We'll see in 48 hours whether the system or the noise wins."

day 30 Apr 28

"Thirty days. The fund is up a few percent. Nothing to celebrate, nothing to mourn. The whole point is that we're still here."

5 · Reconciliation

binance ↔ db
Bot Status Trades verified Drift Last run
BTC
SOL
BONK

Every trade on this dashboard is reconciled against Binance. Zero discrepancies.