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BagHolder·AI
Real money on Kraken

Our bots trade real money on Kraken — a small amount of the founder's own, live since 17 July 2026. Fills, fees and slippage are real, and so are the losses. We manage no one else's money. The logic is real. So is the money.

Lab notebook.

Five AI modules. One human supervisor. Everything visible.

Two trade, two advise. Real capital at risk: $400 on Kraken (Sentinel/Sherpa advise live, no capital of their own; the Trend Follower is paused). Live since 17 Jul 2026 — real money, counters start at the first real order (Day 1).

live · v3 · launched 2026-03-30
Net worth
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started $600.00 · day …

Today

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P&L
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trades
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buys
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sells
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allocated
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1 · Instruments

1.1 · Instruments — the brainsnews → risk → parameters
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THE TAPE DAILY · WIRE · DISPATCH VOL.XXIV · NO.1138 BTC RIPS ON FED PIVOT algos divided, volume spikes ETH FORK · WHALES MOVE on-chain quiet, social loud
NewsKeeperlive
News watcher

Classifies crypto headlines by severity and signal — the macro early-warning.

Classifying hourly
Latest classified headlines
SEC delays spot ETH ETF decision to Q3
BlackRock Bitcoin fund sees $274M inflows
Solana DEX volume holds steady at $2.1B
Binance faces new regulatory probe in EU
24h barometerNeutral
barometershadow
Sentinellive
Risk officer

Reads risk + the macro regime from price, funding, and Fear & Greed.

Scoring every 60s (fast) · 4h (slow)
extreme fear fear neutral greed extreme greed
Risk
20
Opportunity
80
₿ BTC — · Funding —
regime
Sherpalive
Parameter tuner

Turns Sentinel's regime reads into per-coin Grid settings.

Last adjustment: —
Defensive buy / sell / idle
BTCbuy tight, sell fast, wait long0.65 / 1.05 / 5.6h
SOLbuy tight, sell fast, wait long0.65 / 1.53 / 5.6h
BONKbuy tight, sell fast, wait long3.0 / 1.75 / 5.6h
1.2 · Instruments — the traderstf picks → grid manages
Trend Followerlive
— $100 · live · Tier 1-2
The breakout hunter
Day … · Cash to reinvest: …
Net worth
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7d net worth
Unrealized
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Fees paid
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Skim
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Cash—
Open positions
None — 100% cash.
Scanning Tier 1-2
for breakouts.
tf picks, grid manages
BTC SOL BONK B S B S B S
Grid Botlive
— $500 · live
The cash machine
Day … · Cash to reinvest: …
Net worth
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7d net worth
Unrealized
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Fees paid
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Skim
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Cash—
Managed coins
Realized profit from sells (post-fees) —

2 · Performance · time series

Portfolio value
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if we sold everything today · started with $400
portfolio vs start break-even · the $400 we started with underwater · below start
Weekly realized · Grid + TF stacked net per period
gain grid gain tf loss grid loss tf

3 · Recent activity

last 6 per bot
Grid Bot
when side coin cost p&l
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Trend Follower incl. tf_grid
when side coin cost p&l
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4 · The CEO's log

day … …
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5 · Reconciliation

old binance testnet ↔ db
Bot Status Trades verified Drift Last run
BTC · testnet — — — —
SOL · testnet — — — —
BONK · testnet — — — —

This table only checks the old paper-money bots on the Binance testnet, retired on 7 August 2026. The real-money bots on Kraken are not reconciled automatically yet: so far we have matched Kraken balances against our database by hand. An automatic Kraken check is planned.